The Cowboy in My DMs Who Turned Out to Be a Joke (Alt: “He Called Himself a Gentleman. Then Asked Me to Buy the Condoms.”)
Four months ago, I matched with a charming, blue-eyed cowboy who promised old-school romance and daily good morning texts. He crossed the border to take me on a date, kissed me like he meant it, and called me “his.” It all felt like a fairytale—until the hotel booking, the condom request, and the slow unraveling of everything he pretended to be. This is the story of how one “gentleman” turned out to be a walking red flag with a southern accent.







